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These are the philosophies that quoted from western people, and i found it some are funny and some is useful!!!! wakaka!!!

1)See? The problem of God giving men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run once at a time. - Robin Williams

2) Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman i don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

3) According to a new survey, woman feel more comfortable undressing in front of men then they do undressing in front other women. They say that women are too judgemental, where of course, men are just grateful. - Robert De Niro

4) Women need a reason to have sex but men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

5) Women complain about their premenstrual syndrome, but i think of it as the only time of the month that i can be myself. - Roseanne

6) Ah, yes, divorce the Latin word meaning to rip out men's genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

7) Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forget oral sex, no matter how bad is it. - Barbara Bush (former US first lady, and u didn't think that Barbara had a sense of humor)

8) My mother never saw the irony when she is calling me son-of-a-bitch. - Jack Nicolson

9) My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what's she reading. - Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple computers)

10) Women might be able to fake orgasm, but men can fake whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

11) Sex at age 90 is just like shooting a pool with a rope. - George Burns

12) Bisexuality immediately double your chances for a date on Saturday night. - Rodney Dangerfield

13) Having sex is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. - Woody Allen

14) You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither. - Steve Martin

15) I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. - Tom Clancy