Something for everyone with attach

These are the philosophies that quoted from western people, and i found it some are funny and some is useful!!!! wakaka!!!

1)See? The problem of God giving men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run once at a time. - Robin Williams

2) Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman i don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

3) According to a new survey, woman feel more comfortable undressing in front of men then they do undressing in front other women. They say that women are too judgemental, where of course, men are just grateful. - Robert De Niro

4) Women need a reason to have sex but men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

5) Women complain about their premenstrual syndrome, but i think of it as the only time of the month that i can be myself. - Roseanne

6) Ah, yes, divorce the Latin word meaning to rip out men's genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

7) Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forget oral sex, no matter how bad is it. - Barbara Bush (former US first lady, and u didn't think that Barbara had a sense of humor)

8) My mother never saw the irony when she is calling me son-of-a-bitch. - Jack Nicolson

9) My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what's she reading. - Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple computers)

10) Women might be able to fake orgasm, but men can fake whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

11) Sex at age 90 is just like shooting a pool with a rope. - George Burns

12) Bisexuality immediately double your chances for a date on Saturday night. - Rodney Dangerfield

13) Having sex is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. - Woody Allen

14) You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither. - Steve Martin

15) I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. - Tom Clancy

our brain is fresh

for the rest of the post, i will be adopting a word used by ckyue. It represent a place in our earth. just try to get it and understand urself.

This is a 'story' told by my management lecturer. In fact it is not a story, it can be said as an allegory to our big horse people. (seems like all my lecturers love to talk things apart from the lectures outline.) lol

He said that Japanese are always doing the research on human brains. Among the countries in the world, the one they like to use the most is big horse's people.They willing to pay for a higher price for big horse's people brain. We asked him why?

He:" For the rest of the world, they are either using their left brain or right brain. If you are using right hand, ur left brain will be quite active and vice versa. What for the big horse's people? They pay so much for ouor brain because big horse's people doesnt use any brain. In their mind, big horse's people brain is fresh and natural without any pollution. Hence it is so suitable for research purpose to study the original structure of the brain."

So can u get the meaning behind this conversation?

Logical Question

During my accounting period, the lecturer proposed a marketing problem to us just to fill the gap when break. The matter is like below:

There are three computer shops which are just located in a shop terrace consecutively. The computer shop at left hand side has a promotion of 50% discount for all products while the computer shop at the right hand side has a free gift strategy for all products. Hence, what is the strategy for the middle shop to attract customers to his/her shop? (Hints: Not marketing site)

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Izit a destructive price war where a discount of lower than 50%? --- NOPE

Izit gives more free gifts to any products sold? -- NOPE

Izit a combination of discounts and free gifts?? -- NOPE

Then what else??

The owner think a proper way which is not from marketing strategy but is psychology manners.

The answer should be ----------------->>>>>>>>>> hang a big banner displaying 'ENTRANCE'

Understand? Get the meaning?? If you dont, you cant involve yourselves in business then!!!

回家真好

I haven feel so stress before as the previous semesters, as there are plenty of time for me to play and shit. However the beginning of my third year life was the nightmare of my uni life. Its no longer the matter of you want or dont want, but is a must. If you were still dreaming in the ocean, its time to wake up.

My life now is just like 叶玉卿跑步. --> 一波未平,一波又起. It metaphors that the previous matter haven settle, another trouble arising. My thesis haven settle yet, exams and assignments piling up for me. Once finish one task, automatically another task is coming without having the time gap for you to breath. Im now depending on the oxygen tank provided by the university and i cannot breath freely by myself. They want you to breath they give you the oxygen, if not they just push you to the corner and let you seek the way out yourself. I know that the time now is not a spoon-feeding teaching. As what my prof said:"I teach you how to fish but not giving you the fish." Yeah he is right, but come on, you should give me the fishing rod izit? By talking shit on a paper, why not giving me practical example?

They thought that giving that sort of limited information and we can find our way out in the pacific ocean. The time i find my way out, i ady died of famine in the sea. It is too time consuming and do you give us enough of time? Haihz!!!

Untill yesterday, while im listening o TT player which display the lyric of the song, i noticed a song that suits my feeling now. Its Andy Lau's song - 回家真好. the part of the lyric is like below:

电话不停在吵老板不停在闹
(the phone kept on ringing and my boss kept mumbling)
-the boss for me is my lecturers.

总逃不开工作表做完了又来了
(impossible to get release from the working time table, once finished another task is coming up)
-the job task is my assignments, exams and projects.

怎样也甩不掉
(u cant run from it by hook or by crook)

回家感觉真好别管世俗纷扰
(the feeling of bk home is so nice, without bothering the problems)

把一整天的面罩忙和累的大脑
(taking off my mask, and exhausted mind)

都往热水里泡
(dip in warm water)

让每一颗细胞忘掉烦恼
(in order to relax every cell, forget all the problems)

我的家就是我的城堡
(my home is my castle)

每一砖一瓦用爱创造
(each bricks and tiles are built by love)

家里人的微笑是我的财宝
(family happiness is the greatest treasure for me)

It is very meaningful for the moment i am now. When everything seems puzzling, when i feel helpless, family was the first which strike into my mind. Haihz!!! When can i get rid of all these? What would be the outcome if i fail to do all that stuff? Mr and Mrs, Prof and Dr, please give a 'life road' to us!!!!!!

(p/s: my translate is bad, if you know to read in chinese please dun refer to english!!!)

My new toy!!!

Millionaire is ady outdated and the new toy for me is the billionaire. All the name and price for each land is different and the price had been leveraged to thousands. This game not only can spend some leisure time, relax your mind, and also no need to use real money to enjoy!!! wakaka!!!

BBQ on August

There are 4 housemates whose birthdays fall on august. Hence, a BBQ was held to celebrate it. The options available for the food are more or less the same as previous time.





Does she look like ur mom???


Our photographer took the best and natural photo for all of us:

11 arts in Kudat Trip

1)Potential beggar:



2)The art of a dustbin:



3)The dirty car that adventure with us!!



4)Malaysian Charlie Angel:



5)Learning to be a best photographer:



6)Two big stomach:



7)Leng Chai and clear boh???



8)The expression of one who is stomachache:




9)The SABAH's architecture:





10)A fierce cat versus the lazy cat:





11)The greatest challenge for Guinness Record: